Some funnies

Some of our funnies from the last few weeks.

While in Wal-Mart, Josie asked a total stranger "are you mean, because you look like a bad guy?"

That was one moment that I wished her speech wasn't so clear. 

I heard Josie messing around in the bathroom, which usually ends up with large amounts of water all over, or nail polish or lipstick so I holler back there and ask her what she is doing, to which she replies "oh mom, I'm just breathing".  That girl knows how to deflect trouble.

We were in the car ready to head to Wesley and Josie's well dr apt and Wesley pipes up with "mom do we need shoes, and why did you say I need to wear underwear?"  Seriously that boy had shoes on 5 minutes earlier and why o why is underwear even negotiable?  Needless to say we went back to add to his ensemble before heading to the Dr. 

I asked Josie if she wants to be a pretty princess for Halloween and she replies "no mom I want to be a ninja"  Um this mom says no.  I have 3 ninjas and I think it’s time for a princess. 

At lunch a while back Wesley was telling us how awesome it was to hang out in the "man cave" where no girls can bother them.  Josie pipes up with her little sassy attitude and says "oh ya, well I have a Man Cage"! 

A while ago we were at the Chinese restaurant and Eric read his fortune from his cookie and said “good thing that’s not true since only God knows our real fortunes and if we will become a legend".  I say-- "that’s right but how do you know about legends"  Eric--"Oh mom if I had a nickel for every time I've heard about legends I would at least be able to buy a tootsie roll". 

Here is a moment that aperently Josie was doing more than just breathing while in the bathroom.  The girls loves lipstick!